The world has never been the same since 2001, and I think we all know why..........



That's right, TeamSpeak was released, and we've been suffering ever since.

Despite being unleashed upon the internet over 20 years ago, its timeless look instantly teleports any unfortunate users back to a time before YouTube, smartphones, and usable internet connections.

Persistent chat logs?Server-based Image Hosting? Game Streaming?

Yeah you don't need those.

Stubborn. Simple. Hubristic. These are some words.


We wandered into a stranger's home and showed him these two images, this was his response:

Does this look like the face of a man you can trust?

Gaze into those eyes, and see a man whom we've declared as insane.

We even offered him a $25 Subway gift card to choose the correct option.

He ate it.

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Look at these reviews from some of our users

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"Teamspeak is the vegan of VOIP clients" -normal person

"Don't worry guys, Teamspeak 5 is NOT going to be a Discord clone" -no one ever

"Teamspeak 5 is going to save my marriage" -recently divorced dad

"It's what all the pro gamers use" -older than 26

"Here let me share my screen" -man about to be disappointed

"The voice quality is noticeably better, how can you guys not hear that?!?!?!?!" -audiophile

"You can self-host it though" -man who chose the cheapest server plan

"Wait, you have to PAY for that?" -anyone born in this millennium